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2 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me  'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA

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Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

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Dabangg effect-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai,
marks de to kahan..

Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai..

Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI..

Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!

Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!

Whats self insult ..

An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho....

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1 Number DilMe Socho Usme 3 Jodo Ab 2 Se Guna Karo Usme Se 7 Ghatao Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho

Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr